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random_text[number++] = "What the hell are you looking at?! Oh, I see. Carry on then."
random_text[number++] = "The cool kids stay in on Fridays."
random_text[number++] = "These guys obviously didn’t attend comedy schools."
random_text[number++] = "Press F5 for more hilarity."
random_text[number++] = "Have you figured out this is not a Wollongong directory yet?"
random_text[number++] = "You were looking for a Wollongong directory, weren’t you?"
random_text[number++] = "CURRENTLY UPLOADING LATEST VIRUS"
random_text[number++] = "Minute by minute, up to the minute, minutely coverage."
random_text[number++] = "Blink and you’ll miss it. A helpful hint for all you long blinkers."
random_text[number++] = "More annoying than Paperclip."
random_text[number++] = "Less annoying than ringtone ads!"
random_text[number++] = "They know not what they do."
random_text[number++] = "Getting your goat since 2005."
random_text[number++] = "We proudly test our jokes on animals."
random_text[number++] = "An Irishman walks in to a bar… We forget the rest."
random_text[number++] = "The city that never sleeps... due to insomnia."
random_text[number++] = "Hey! Hey! It’s In Wollongong Tonight!"
random_text[number++] = "Kids with Community Access Shows say the Darndest Things"
random_text[number++] = "With worse jokes than your Dad's."
random_text[number++] = "Tonight, In Wollongong Tonight"
random_text[number++] = "It’s like Alf, but without the hilarious alien."
random_text[number++] = "Yes, it’s a comedy show. Do not ask again."
random_text[number++] = "ROFLMAO"
random_text[number++] = "Does this show make me look fat?"
random_text[number++] = "So much better than Friday Night Football. OHHH!! Forgot to put my tips in!"
random_text[number++] = "Not too heavy, not too light. It’s In Wollongong Tonight."
random_text[number++] = "The mole on the face of Australia."
random_text[number++] = "Just like a network Tonight Show, only crunchy!"
random_text[number++] = "The book’s much better."
random_text[number++] = "Bigga amd batter than eva! Except for spellcheck, he’s really letting the team down."
random_text[number++] = "Help raise money for needy Nigerian Princes."
random_text[number++] = "Master of my Domain Name"
random_text[number++] = "Trouble talking to the opposite sex? Try discussing IWT. You’re welcome."
random_text[number++] = "9/10 dentists recommend IWT."
random_text[number++] = "Looking for: person who appreciates fine comedy. Likes: You. Dislikes: Comedy Inc."
random_text[number++] = "Now with 55% less calories!"
random_text[number++] = "Stalkers & perverts welcome."
random_text[number++] = "You're watchizling, In Wollongong Tonizzle, fo' shizzle. Man, I'm so white."
random_text[number++] = "IWT= WIT. Coincidence? Yes"
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