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Q. What's your favourite sign off line? (ie "I'll see you in Wollongong Tonight")
Luke: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something" - Pancho Villa - his last words.
Payney: Well not "I’ll see you in Wollongong tonight" that is total horse shit, a retarded monkey with internal bleeding and a severe smoking addiction could come up with better comedy. I'm going to have to go with "get a dog up ya" being simple, effective and offensive which is what a sign off should be all about, written by a true comic genius it is indeed a sign off of the times.
Frank: My favourite would have to be on one of Scooter’s tracks where he signs of with “There’s nothing more to say. F**k off.”
Kamuran: I'll get you next time..... (Insert fist shake and evil laugh here)
Lara: This is Lara Freestone, and I can't wait to read what you blogged about me.
Dan S: Bet you thought there’d be another movie reference here. You’d be right. One of my favourite sign off lines is ‘I had to go see about a girl.’ From Good Will Hunting. As an added bonus you’ll also get a sign off line from the greatest pro wrestler of all time, Ric Flair. “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Pat: Besides the obvious, I'll go with a classic, "Yibbida Yibbida, that's all folks" by Rex Hunt - or was it Porky Pig? I'm not sure which came first, the pig or the goose.
Suz: Catch ya on the flip side. Made it up I think but still love it.
Trent: I'll get you next time Gadget....next time!
Q. What did you want from Santa this year?
Trent: I would like an IWT Season 3 DVD. I wonder if it will be released in time for Santa to put it in my stocking....
Frank: I think I've been a really good boy this year. I've worked hard and I've always been polite and never made fun of anybody. I've always been nice to my family and my friends, so if you could Santa, for Christmas I would really really really like Pat to give me my f**king $10 before I kick his scrawny head in with my steel capped boots. Love you Santy!!
Payney: I want Santa to use The Force to destroy the Rebel Alliance and restore peace to the galaxy once and for all.
Tucker: Tequlia, hookers and Smackos.
Lara: This is what I want for Christmas.
Dan A: This is all I want for Christmas.
Or you could just get me a UV light that will find my veins more easily.
Dan S: Why does Dan just want a picture of Lara? Seems useless to me. It was close to my answer but I’ll give Santa the option of Suz and/or Not Suz. BUT THEY MUST BE IN SEXY SANTA COSTUMES and not just pictures. Pat getting his arse handed to him by Frank would be awesome too.
Post Christmas update: What the cast received: The Pass the Popcorn gift basket. With an IWT shirt, calendar (Payney is Mr. June) Season 2 DVD and a signed Host Pat headshot.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Luke: The meaning of life is to dominate community access TV.
Payney: Well in my opinion... The meaning of life constitutes a philosophical question concerning the purpose and significance of human existence. The concept can be expressed through a variety of related questions, such as why are we here? What's life all about? What is the meaning of it all? It has been the subject of much philosophical, scientific, and theological speculation throughout history and there have been a large number of answers from many different cultural and ideological backgrounds. The meaning of life is deeply mixed with the philosophical and religious conceptions of existence, consciousness, and happiness, and touches on many other issues, such as symbolic meaning, ontology, value, purpose, ethics, good and evil, free will, conceptions of God, the existence of God, the soul and the afterlife. Scientific contributions are more indirect; like by god or by describing the empirical facts about the universe, science provides some context and sets parameters for conversations on related topics. I think I shed enough light upon this very controversial subject.
Frank: The meaning of life is a picture of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime. Don't believe me? Google it.
Kamuran: The meaning of life is 'the key to success' and vica versa.
Lara: The meaning of life is deeply mixed with the philosophical and religious conceptions of existence, consciousness and happiness, and touches on many other issues. I'll have to stop here, ‘cause I was told only 1 or 2 sentences. Soz.
Dan S: A pretty good Monty Python film. It’s got nothing on ‘The Life Of Brian’ though. I love that movie.
Pat: To strive to become the most successful person you know. If you don't reach that goal, still act like you have.
Suz: To pretend you have everything in life so people get jealous even when you don't, what they don't know doesn’t hurt them.
Trent: Life. n. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual
Q: If our cast was trapped on a deserted island and cannibalism was the only option, who would you eat first and why?
Luke: Pat - to rise to the throne of host and leader...muhahahaha.
Payney: I think that I will be too busy fighting the remainder of the cast off to be worried about whom I would choose to eat, being both the largest and most physically active and fit, I think all eyes would be upon my supple flesh, that and I’m annoying and nobody likes me so I think I will be first to be killed. But if I wasn’t first off the mark, probably Mark, ‘cos he doesn’t do much so he wouldn’t be missed, oh yeah and it will be easy to smash his skull in.
Frank: Auldy…he’d still be coked up enough to not even realise he’s being eaten alive.
Kamuran: I'd eat myself so I wouldn't have to put up with the rest of you whinging pricks!
Lara: I wouldn't eat anyone. What are you people cannibals?!
Dan S: There are so many inappropriate lines I could write in here but since Not Suz is typing out my answers as I dictate them she won’t type them. So I’ll break it down. Dan would give me the shits just like when he was alive. Pat is full of shit so that would taste horrible. I don’t like Italian food so Trent’s out. I don’t know what Hungarian food tastes like so Frank’s out. I can’t even mention eating the women because apparently that’s inappropriate. Suz is the favourite so it wouldn’t be her. Payney would be too fatty, Luke would be too tough... so Mark, to quote Payney “he’s useless and doesn’t do much.” Plus he’s adopted so Pat and Jane wouldn’t be that upset.
Pat: I'll just stick to the appetisers - sand. But if I had to choose, probably Matthew Fox.
Suz: Well I've gotta say that the choice is a little hard as most of the cast is just skin and bones so i don't think it would satisfy the hunger and those that aren't are filled with humour so it would be boring without them, so I suppose that leaves the dog, what’s his name???
Trent: Dan. Now I've got both of you thinking which one.
Q: Barack Obama's Presidential Election victory has been described as Martin Luther King's famous dream come to fruition. What else do you think King dreamt about?
Luke: Being let on a golf course.
Payney: If "the king" is anything like me he dreams about already being awake which shits me something fierce ‘cos it makes me late for work sometimes, it’s annoying because you have gotten up, shaved, showered and halfway through your breakfast when all of a sudden you wake up, and not only do you have to do it all again but you have to hurry because you slept through your alarm ‘cos you thought you were awake!!! Does this only happen to me?? Geez it shits me!! So anyway to answer the question I dunno, probably naked chicks.
Frank: I think King was dreaming about what it would be like to be King.
Kamuran: He actually dreamt about a way to stay clean while eating a shitload of chicken and KFC in 1979 subsequently came out with its 'refresher towel'. WOW this guy is good, the next Nostradamus I'd say.
Lara: He also dreamt about eating a 10kilo marshmellow, when he woke up, his pillow was gone....That crazy Martin!
Dan S: Shoving a fork up Michael Richards' arse. Which was strange because Seinfeld wouldn't air until years after King died and he probably wasn't even allowed into comedy clubs. I don't think King would be a Seinfeld fan either, except that episode where George says he has a black friend nicknamed 'The Exterminator.' I think Martin Luther King dreamt about George befriending Jerry's pest guy.
Pat: Wetting his pants in front of the whole class during Show 'n' Tell in Grade 2 like the rest of us.
Suz: I think he dreamt to one day want to meet the Michelin Man and to see if he is as soft and spongy as he looks. If not that then maybe wondering "if his girlfriend is hot like ME!......"
