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Trace's First Article
Hey Nation,
Trace here with her first update for the website. Well after weeks of competition a winner has been crowned. The wrong winner if you ask me and a lot of people have been. Down at the Sport and Rec it’s all anyone has been talking about. Wes Carr beating all Aussie Luke the Shearer in the Australian Idol grand final.
Fuck the Kiwis!
Trav! Sorry about that viewers. Trav is standing next to me so if it goes all wonky writing again it’s just him. Now how the fuck did Wes win? All he’s got is the fact that he can do the Michael Jackson moonwalk dance. Fucking Shane does the moonwalk dance at the Sport and Rec every karaoke night.
And it gets a cheer every fucking time. Shandy is a slut.
Fuck off Trav. She’s not. Speaking of the girls, Janelle reckons that if Andrew G wanted a new hair cut she would have done him.
And given him a haircut. I got a question. What the fuck is up with James’ eyes? He’s fucking always surprised. Shane reckons that his eyes would be like that if he was around Ricki Lee all the time.
Shandy reckons Teale should have won ‘cause he was hot and did a good Justin Timberlake song.
What the fuck kind of name is Teale? Ricki Lee is hot.
But that English blonde wasn’t, right Trav? .... No fuck you Trav, you’ve got the hottest blonde sitting next to you right now and you don’t even fucking realise it. Fuck this.
Hey, Trace just left. She’s still pissed that those two poof hosts from Idol didn’t talk to her at the auditions. She’ll get over it. I won’t get over the fucking Kiwis beating the Kangaroos. What the fuck is a Kiwi anyway?
A fruit and that’s what the whole team was. A bunch of fruits. A bunch of fruits.
Fuck you’re funny my little Australian Idol. Let’s go right now.
See ya at next year’s Idol viewers.